Mean as Hell, But Pointless 100 MPH Lawnmover

Kinja'd!!! "flying lap" (flyinglap)
01/26/2015 at 13:23 • Filed to: None

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Perhaps Honda Motor Company should focus on building a successor to the S2000? Instead, they're preoccupied fabricating the holy grail of redneckdom. Thanks to Honda, you can mow the back forty in three minutes or cruise down to your local gentlemen's club at 100 mph. Put down your Miller Genuine Draft, stop trying to have sex with your little sister and check it out!

Flyinglap aka Joe knows more useless car information than anybody. He owns every Car & Driver since 1986. His 11 year old son knows the difference between an E24 and E28. His 7 year old son says "gai-ar-doh" not "gah-lar-doh" .


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > flying lap
01/26/2015 at 13:26

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Who the fuck doesn't want a 100MPH riding lawnmower?


Kinja'd!!! Hey, y'all, watch this! > flying lap
01/26/2015 at 13:28

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This is why apartment living is bullshit. I don't have a lawn to buy this for.


Kinja'd!!! Übel > flying lap
01/26/2015 at 13:30

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That could be the next S2000. They do sound the same.


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > flying lap
01/26/2015 at 13:31

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I want to see it mow over ~ 8' of grass then do a burnout like a dragster to dry it off and warm up the tires


Kinja'd!!! flying lap > TheHondaBro
01/26/2015 at 13:32

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Good point.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > flying lap
01/26/2015 at 13:33

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"pointless"? How dare you sir.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > flying lap
01/26/2015 at 13:38

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this was a top gear build too